| About me : | 1. You’ll never have to worry about driving illegally in the carpool lane again
2. The taste of your tongue is all I've ever needed
3. I've got a shiny new Blockbuster card waiting just for you
4. I promise not to use your back to keep my feet warm
5. I'll push you on the swings
6. I always put the cap back on the toothpaste
7. I'll stash little notes for you where you'll least expect them
8. We’ll make history together
9. Because no other person’s tongue can make you quiver quite like mine
10. Sleeping alone just sucks.... period!
11. When you're around me I've got the sex drive of a 21 year old boy (well maybe because I am)
12. There isn't anything I feel I can't tell you
13. I wish I could give you all of my firsts
14. All I can offer you is all of my lasts
15. You’re safe with me
16. I'll wait for you even if you're late
17. I'll lick the envelope for you
18. You've seen the monsters under my bed, and you're still here
19. I'll let you sneak a taste when I'm cooking
20. I’m first aid certified
21.I won't make you wear lame sweaters when we go to family Christmas parties
22. You fucking turn me on!
23. You love my dorkiness
24. When you are trying to keep count, I will try and mess you up
25. You’re magically delicious
26. I suck at poker
27. I’ll hold your coffee for you when you’re driving
28. I used to be a bartender at a swingers club
29. I promise not to burn the house down while you’re gone
30. If you wash the car with me I promise to not wet you, unless you’re wearing a white t-shirt
31. I’ll make you Mickey Mouse pancakes
32. I won’t bite unless you want me to
33. Sleeping in has a whole new meaning now that we are doing it together
34. I’ll circle your birthday on my calendar
35. I'll cover you up and kiss your forehead when you fall asleep watching TV
36. I'll carve your initials in a tree
37. I won’t swear around your family
38. I’ve never been Punk’d
39. I’ll pick you flowers
40. I come with an extended warranty
41. I’ll grant you three wishes
42. I’ll buy you nice things when you least expect it
43. I didn't vote for George Bush
44. I don't tear the tags off my mattresses til I get home
45. I always stop to pet dogs outside of grocery stores
46. I love to play Frisbee with my nieces and nephews
47. I'm slippery when wet
48. I only use the rail when I walk down the stairs 30% of the time
49. I've never read Playboy for the articles
50. I'll make you laugh
51. I've never been in one of Jenna Jameson's movies
52. I'll never under cook the eggs
53. I’ll love your mother like she was my own
54. I can make a mean chicken empanada
55. I'll pretend I didn't see you look at that guy with a 6 pack and huge biceps
56. I'll always tell you you’re beautiful
57. I know that handcuffs aren't just for the cops
58. I recycle
59. I do know how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop
60. I won't steal the vicadin out of your medicine cabinet
61. I'll take care of you when you're sick
62. I'll make fun of you
63. I can give a kick ass back rub
64. I haven't been a house guest of O.J. Simpson
65. I don't care if you burp
66. I can't stand soap operas
67. I'll put the toilet seat down so you don't have to
68. I open doors and pull out your seat (gentlemen still do exist ya know)
69. Ok i lied i do care if you burp
70. I've got cookies
71. I don't smoke tobacco
72. I take a shower every day
73. I collect colognes
74. I love going to the beach
75. I don't care that you go out with the girls
76. I don't eat crackers in bed
77. I think it's sexy when you come home all dirty and sweaty from the gym or a run
78. I love the mall
79. I’ll let you pick the music we listen to in the car
80. I've never farted on a date in my life
81. When you wash the dishes it turns me on
82. I love big butts and small boobs
83. My heart will jump every time you walk through the door
84. I'll save everything you ever give me
85. I won't ever forget your birthday, and remind you when mine is coming
86. You just can't stop reading this!
87. I always use coins to scratch a lottery ticket
88. I also love big boobs and small asses. Fuck I love all women
89. I'll think you're just about the coolest person I know
90. I think dinner and a movie is an example of an ideal date
91. What the hell is "in the box"?
92. I always open a window when I paint
93. I've never been on Americas Most Wanted
94. The only drama I have any part of is on TV.
95. I know how to make a fire
96. I can tie a cherry stem with my tongue
97. I've got a secret obsession with women with piercings
98. My kisses will take your breath away
99. I don't care if you leave your socks on
100. I can't stand Avril Liveigne
101. I never drive faster than 30 mph in a school zone
102. My weird habits you'll find adorable
103. You'll sleep better when I'm next to you
104. I love cuddling
105. I love women that can speak a language other than English
106. I'll never waste your love
107. I'll laugh at every joke even when it's not funny (but only in public - when we're alone I'll tell you if it's not funny)
108. I'd never give you shit in front of your friends
109. It gets better every time
110. Use as much salt as you want I don't care
111. My friends are awesome and will love you
112. I'll help you find your keys
113. I don't stop and ask for directions either
114. I’ve always wanted to see what the big deal with ecstasy was
115. We can watch your movie first
116. Ladies love me, girls adore me like even the ones that never saw me. (lol had to bring it back)
117. I’ve never tried marijuana
118. I eat seafood
119. I'll respect your dad
120. I won’t expect you to wear make up all the time
121. I like it when your hair gets messed up
122. I think women are god’s gift to men
123. My family is just as fucked up as yours if not more
124. I don't want to piss you off
125. I like watching movies
126. I smell pretty good most of the time
127. I care about the earth
128. When I can I give to charity
129. I can be ready in 10 minutes or less
130. I lose at checkers
131. I look both ways before I cross the street
132. I never look directly into the sun
133. I'll think you look cute in skirts
134. I'm not a virgin
135. You're hotter and more hilarious than anyone I know
136. I won't ever leave the toilet seat up
137. I've never hit a woman in my life
138. I like it when you call me weird
139. I can balance a check book
140. I'll help you not to forget your moms birthday
141. I would never yell "fire" in a crowded theater
142. I'm really good at sneaking food into the movies
143. I was the second grade spelling bee champ
144. I'll never say 'nothings wrong' when there really is
145. I’ll hold your hair back when you’re throwing up
146. I've never cried over spilt milk |
